Advance apologies, but if you want an 'AssHanded', I have found from this group of boys, you actually have to hand them their ass, so here goes.
That Fourth of July party, like '88, in Warren, where you guys blew fireworks over us while we were breaking down our gear? Super lame-o.. And when Hunter jumped off the table to bearhug ? me, I coulda used a moment alone with the guy, did you really need to be sitting over there strumming his guitar? Douchey. And lastly, when we were in the homeless (Wilson!) shelter, we ALL had nice sweatshirts with Dan Resinballs logo embroidered on the chest, we wore them very proudly. I dont see the shelter people with phish schwag anymore, did you stop caring? And, oh Fish, Maine has asked me to thankyou, I dont know why, I said, You're his neighbors, you thank him. Maybe they are shy. Anyway, Maine says ThankYou.
Okay, here comes Nurse Ratchett with my Thorazine, must go drool. Tomorrow I slip it under the tongue and spit it out later, so I can stay up for the show. Cuz crazy folks like phish, as well as you functionals!
So, since I'm staying up tomorrow, if I have properly handed ass out, blay be by tong!! Blease?