@JezmundToo said:

Funny enough, the other time I commented on a review was by this same "author".
Not intentional, but it is funny.

You know what's not funny? Veiled homophobia disguised as an "humorous" insult.

"If you would prefer I lie to you...tell me what you want me to whisper in your ear as we spoon on the grass with our shirts off at Magnaball during "Brian and Robert" or maybe to bring it full circle "Let Me Lie"...what do you say?"

MY opinion is that you come off as an snarky, entitled, asshat.
I'll bet you are really fun to hang out with.

But that's just like, my opinion, man.

It was a genuine offer to console you in a time of need. How do you jump from two men embracing shirtless to that being veiled homophobia? Physical affection between humans doesn't always have to be about dropping trou and going to poundtown. I would feel comfortable having a tender moment and engage in a mid-show hug with a male friend without ever crossing the threshold into feelings of a sexual nature. Take a look in the mirror brother. When was the last time you hugged your dad? I hope for your sake it isn't too late and he hasn't already left your life. Give it a try before you wither away in a puddle of self-hatred and denial of your own feelings.

The love you take is equal to the love you make...and you aren't making any around here.